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hi, i'm patrick klepek.
i used to be a reporter for 1up, mtv news, g4. i did work at EGM. we don't talk about that. i was (am?) obsessed with LOST. now, i report on video games for giant bomb.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

After years of wondering what it’d be like to visit Japan, G4 gave me the opportunity to visit the country responsible for many of my video game memories. Tokyo Game Show has come and gone. When we landed at Narita Airport, a week seemed like an eternity. How would I adjust to the time? Where’s the nearest McDonalds? How do I ask where the bathroom is? The week flew by and four curry meals later — an amount I do not recommend if you want to like curry when you leave — I’d returned home and knew exactly where the nearest McDonalds was.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

A portable pancake filled with syrup, butter and other goodness.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

By far, my favorite ad that I saw during my entire week in Japan.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

When you finish a bowl of ramen, you dump the noodles out first. Japan loves dividing things up. It’s much more hardcore with recycling.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

Please, friends. Do it in the athletic club! For the children.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

Some insane graffiti just randomly hanging out on a building in Shibuya.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

This frickin’ amazing car came out of nowhere. Jealous.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

Naturally, this is the slogan attached to Typing of the Dead. Naturally.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

There is a culture of “love motels” in Japan. This one? This one is full.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

One of the last things I saw before stumbling into my hotel the last day.

Tokyo Game Show highlight #4 — Japan is crazy for pachinko. So loud.

The view from my hotel at night, overlooking the busiest part of Shibuya, a district of Tokyo, Japan. It’s both insane and beautiful. At night, only a portion of the neon lights are turned off. Shibuya is always glowing.

The view from my hotel at night, overlooking the busiest part of Shibuya, a district of Tokyo, Japan. It’s both insane and beautiful. At night, only a portion of the neon lights are turned off. Shibuya is always glowing.

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2 — Toys!

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2

I now understand why people come back with a suitcase of toys, video games and buckets of other crap when they visit.

Several of the G4 crew attending Tokyo Game Show this year have never been here before. During the one day we have no work obligations, we decided to pack a few days worth of nerd touring into an entire afternoon. That meant assaulting the famous Akihabara district, best known for its endless geek-centric shops. Wallet threat level was in the deep red when we entered this area. Not having a competent understanding of the currency doesn’t help matters, either.

5,300 yen is what? Who cares!

Despite the abundant temptations, I kept myself on a budget.

But splurge I did.

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2

The train map is less confusing than it looks, but it’s daunting at first.

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2

I don’t have a clever caption for this one. DOG!

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2

I would ilke to shake the hand of the man who buys these shoes.

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2

Holy crap, it’s a chair made of frickin’ cartridges!

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2

It’s an ad for Bill & Ted’s Excellent Guitar Hero Adventure!

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2

Brian and Dana try their hand at Beatmania. Dana gave up pretty quickly.

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2

This shop contains six floors of toys. SIX FLOORS. It’s dangerous.

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2

Nothing like waking up to a little gunfire. Note: I did not buy this. … Yet.

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2

Stacks of airsoft guns next to stacks of toys next to stacks of games.

Patrick vs. Tokyo: Round 2

And our nerd adventuring comes to an end with a glorious brew. To Japan!

Tokyo Game Show highlight #3 — from our hotel into busy Shibuya.

Tokyo Game Show highlight #2 — imagine this in your bathroom.

Tokyo Game Show highlight #1 — a tour of my tiny hotel room.