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hi, i'm patrick klepek.
i used to be a reporter for 1up, mtv news, g4. i did work at EGM. we don't talk about that. i was (am?) obsessed with LOST. now, i report on video games for giant bomb.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

After years of wondering what it’d be like to visit Japan, G4 gave me the opportunity to visit the country responsible for many of my video game memories. Tokyo Game Show has come and gone. When we landed at Narita Airport, a week seemed like an eternity. How would I adjust to the time? Where’s the nearest McDonalds? How do I ask where the bathroom is? The week flew by and four curry meals later — an amount I do not recommend if you want to like curry when you leave — I’d returned home and knew exactly where the nearest McDonalds was.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

A portable pancake filled with syrup, butter and other goodness.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

By far, my favorite ad that I saw during my entire week in Japan.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

When you finish a bowl of ramen, you dump the noodles out first. Japan loves dividing things up. It’s much more hardcore with recycling.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

Please, friends. Do it in the athletic club! For the children.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

Some insane graffiti just randomly hanging out on a building in Shibuya.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

This frickin’ amazing car came out of nowhere. Jealous.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

Naturally, this is the slogan attached to Typing of the Dead. Naturally.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

There is a culture of “love motels” in Japan. This one? This one is full.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Final Round

One of the last things I saw before stumbling into my hotel the last day.

The view from my hotel at night, overlooking the busiest part of Shibuya, a district of Tokyo, Japan. It’s both insane and beautiful. At night, only a portion of the neon lights are turned off. Shibuya is always glowing.

The view from my hotel at night, overlooking the busiest part of Shibuya, a district of Tokyo, Japan. It’s both insane and beautiful. At night, only a portion of the neon lights are turned off. Shibuya is always glowing.

Tokyo Game Show highlight #3 — from our hotel into busy Shibuya.

Tokyo Game Show highlight #1 — a tour of my tiny hotel room.

Patrick vs. Tokyo — Round 1

Billy Berghammer looks for a delicious coffee drink. We settled on chocolate.

As of right now (well, when I wrote this…), it’s 11:00 am in the Excel hotel in the Shibuya district of Tokyo, Japan. That’s a strange sentence to write. I’ve been looking forward to experiencing Tokyo for a great many years. Finally, it’s happened. I’m in Tokyo. I’ve passed on previous opportunities to make the journey because Tokyo Game Show tends to fall on the same weekend as my girlfriend’s birthday. She gave me the go-ahead this year, though, and here I am, dumping pictures and video from my travels so far in the land of the rising fun, searching for sleep.

That’s the big thing about your first day in Japan — deciphering the secret of jetlag. But before I reached this point, I had to travel to Tokyo, a ten-hour journey in the sky that proves monumentally stressful, as you try to balance remaining awake to catch the two light meals that pass through and sleeping enough to last through the rest of the Tokyo nightlife that awaits you when you land.

I’ll do my best to narrate the first day of my experience in Tokyo through pictures. It’s better than words. Especially when you’re tired.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Round 1

Billy seeks out nutrition in the duty free section. There was a 2-for-1 deal!

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Round 1

This tracked our progress across the ocean. Halfway there!

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Round 1

Rip-off version of Tetris called “Tetrix” on the flight. It wasn’t very good.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Round 1

Our media controller for the flight. Looked like a SNES-style Wiimote.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Round 1

Funky yellow bus, part of the lineup of “limosines” to guide you to your hotel.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Round 1

This is where they make you smoke in Japan. What the hell?

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Round 1

The stuff of gods.

Patrick Vs. Tokyo: Round 1

The hectic Shibuya district of Tokyo, Japan, as seen from my iPhone.